red-hot-ant's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Massacre : RB2]

Hahah... yes.

As a flash animator, deep down inside, that's what you really want to do to those reviewers who right non-constructive negative reviews. This was fun. Lots to choose from. The Light Sabre one with Jules was BRUTAL!!

[Evil Josh & Billy: Ep. 04]

Excellent.

I love how it reminded me of Futurama. Make more.

[SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION!]

Well done but...

I think you shouldn't have made it too plot heavy because with what little plot there was made the movie drag longer then it had too. Something you're not looking for when you click on a flash movie called "Super Duper Ninja Action." And some stuff didn't make sense, the ninja gets mad at that guy for using a gun when he himself used on earlier. Also, I think telling your brother, "we shall reunite into one soul" sounds kind of creepy.

[Numa Numa Dance]

I don't get it...

Seriously, it's a fat guy making an ass of himself. Surely there are funnier videos than this on the net. It's the overall attention this is getting that is astounding me. Seriously... what is it? And, yes, NG is an open forum of content. So, it is possible for someone to work his ass off on a flash toon, post it, and get a moderate score, yet someone can simply make an ass of himself/herself in front of a camera and get on CNN. Anyways, you've stumbled onto something Gary, keep making an ass of yourself you'll end up in Hollywood.

[American Idle]

Well done...

I know alot of people might say the numa numa dance is old and what not, but given the style and quality of your submission, it can easily be said you spent lots of time on it in order to deliver a high quality submission. In terms of dialogue and originality it does suffer slightly. However, you did translate the fat guys facial impressions (from the original video) very well to a cartoon form. Very well done. I'm sure if you'd focus more on original material you'd have more amazing submissions to come. Keep it up.

[counting bodies/neocon]

Nicely done..

Good visuals.
Excellent Song.
Thought provoking.
A superb flash.

[Wacked! Mafia Documentary]

Hahah... very funny...

"Yes Mr.Garrison."
"It's Ferguson!"
BEEP

This is really good. Keep em coming.

[Kegel T2MASET]

Very funny.

Jay, I've always been a big fan of your works. I haven't signed up for the MILE-HIGH club yet on your website but I think that this cartoon has really changed my mind. It is hillarious. I love Kegel and Argus, they're incredible characters. Everything about your animation is top notch, from humour to the technicality of it. You've got real talent. Keep popping these out, you've got my support!! Oh yeah, and how did Kegel and Argus get to space???
Also, there should be a place where we can read how the whole "THE MOST AMAZING STORY EVER TOLD" comes together. It's fun to see top flash animation sites come together and just make something that's as fun for the creators as it is for the viewers.

Once again, great job.

jato responds:

thanks ant!

y'know -- everybody gives me zeros for interactivity, but that nav bar and refer a friend form are actually quite interactive! ;-)

i'm glad you like kegel and the series. lots more on the way -- in fact, there are two in the hopper (as they say).

maybe down the road, the whole how-they-got-in-space thing will get it's own episode, but for now -- assume that... they... built a ship? AND a time machine to travel into the future? the possibilities are endless.

actually -- the whole "making of" thing may one day just happen. in fact, in the "member's" version, i do an audio commentary (click on the little white cross in the nav of the member's version). it talks a little about the behind the scenes of my episode.

but mike (from goonland) has saved all of the emails between joe, kevin, myself, ty, bob, mike, crispin, and tom and threatens to release them on a dvd with all our eps one day. and then we'll all be up sh*t creek...

[Shiny Happy Clocks]

Boring...

That was really boring. It was the same thing over and over. I had to keep telling myself not to close it.
And a movie about clocks and there is no STRAWBERRY clock?
I think you really dropped the ball on this one.

[Chipmunks Gangsta Rap]

Wow

Every aspect of this flash is amazing. From the audio it the simple blur effects with every movement. You have tremendous talent. This was really incredible. My favorite aspect are the blur effects you use. They really add to the motion of it all. Would you mind giving me some tips on how you make the animation so smooth?

Once again, this is amazing and I really would love to see more of your work in the future.